As much as I love great movies, I also love hideously bad movies :D Which is why I’m currently watching Air Force One.

Who the fuck wrote this?! It’s just so badass it’s unbelievable XD Harrison Ford, Gary Oldman and Glenn Close. Harrison is the president of the united states of america, who’s private plane gets hijacked by a group of terrorists led by Gary Oldman. (If you look closely, you can see that the guy with his back to us in the picture is Garyyy~ with a creepy ‘tache).  The president pretends to flee the plane, but actually stays on board and defeats the terrorists singlehandedly and saves the day. Oh, and Glenn Close is the vice president or some very important woman in the government who stands there back in america listening to reports about the situation and spouting sassy/sarcastic comments.

The worst thing is I remember watching this when I was about six or seven with my dad. I remember asking him if it was a good film, and he just shrugged his shoulders and said something along the lines of ‘Well it’s not very accurate, but it’s a Hollywood action movie so…’ then went back to watching it. Watching it now a lot further down the line in years, I’m what, oh thirty minutes in, and already the terrorists have taken over the plane and killed about 20+ people. The first two were shot either in the face or the chest(on camera), and later the two pilots were shot in the head also. What a responsible father I had letting me watch this crap at such an early age. No wonder I’m so fucked up :P

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